like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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