i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
