So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Randomize
