like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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