With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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