You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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