Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
then he tried to convert me to islam
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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