i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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