Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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