So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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