Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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