so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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