She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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