Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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