I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
he told me I talked like a deaf person
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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