All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Screwed.edu
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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