I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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