Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
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