I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
My life is pants optional.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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