I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I take back everything I said about communal showers
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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