He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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