I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Randomize
