Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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