there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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