She's JV to your varsity
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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