omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
