Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I need to align my fucking chakras
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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