Its about making memories worth repressing
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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