her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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