Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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