i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Randomize
