Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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