Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
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The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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