Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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