i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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