Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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