I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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