I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
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