okay pat passed out under dana's car
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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