no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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