last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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