she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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