Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I have tasted many bathrooms
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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