So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Success! We fucked roommates!
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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