i just had sex bonerless
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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