Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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