I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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