Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I got inside last night via doggy door
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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