is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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