She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Randomize
