i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
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