I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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