His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Randomize
